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Stevie Wonder and Tiger
Woods are in a bar.
Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing
career going?"
Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad. How's the
golf?"
Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems
with my swing, but I
think I've got that going right now."
Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes
wrong, I need to
stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the
next time I play,
it seems to be all right."
Tiger says, "You play golf?"
Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for
years."
Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if
you can't see?"
Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle
of the fairway
and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play
the ball toward him.
Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to
the green
or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball toward
his voice."
"But how do you putt?" asks Woods.
"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean
down in front of the hole
and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play
the ball toward
his voice."
Woods asks, "What's your handicap?"
Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."
Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play
a round sometime."
Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously,
so I only play
for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a
hole."
Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that,
when would you
like to play?"
Stevie says, "Pick a night."
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