1. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 

2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film. 

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 

4. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 

5. Some people get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory. 

6. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. 

7. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 

8. Do you ever feel like you are diagonally parked in a parallel 
universe? 

9. Ever wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without the sponges? 

10. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so 
popular? 

11. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 

12. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, 
someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. 

13. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's 
population. 

14. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. 

15. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright 
until you hear them speak. 

Submitted by Sandy Smith